I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.
When you walk past a class and see your friend
im not even sassy im just an asshole